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- What is the purpose of having a zip fastener in ladies jeans pants? - How does the term 'dating' differs from 'mating' - in practice? - Inverse of friend-girl is girl-friend - Does this mean to do "69"? - Does genetics explain the girls' crazy love for melting ice-creams? - What is the mental state of an impotent on his wife's pregnancy?

- Friendship with opposite sex is opposite to either friendship or sex.* - If majority are really deists, the term "heaven" is no-more.* - ‘Luck’ and ‘Fate’ are virtual realities mapped to maxima and minima of probability.* - "Truth alone triumphs" underlines the loneliness of truth. - Nature's framework designs Impotency in men as hereditary. - Love is an involuntary action in which brain is NOT involved. * - Thanks to my friend Naveen Kumar as these are evolved from his originals.

Guru Rajesh , a pal from CEG, in his ' tumblr ' wrote, " Writercsk is one of my good friends studied engineering with me. I remember the days i thought his writings n dialogues so useless n trashworthy. Now, i go with my dad`s words “ Never under-estimate anyone ”. Indirect thanks to csk(C. Saravana Karthikeyan) ". I don't know whether to bliss or woe at his statement.

I am fingering these words in the cramped keyboard of an ultra portable, very light weight, low end configuration, professional looking, galaxy black coloured, even bit sexy laptop - the unbiased short biography of which is narrated here. In spite of my "close" friends' mocking at me saying that I just need a notepad application to do my blogging, recently I bought a laptop, after a long-term, deeper SWOT analysis involving variety of socio-economic factors. Its ASUS Eee PC 4G (701) . The laptop has 900 MHz Intel Celeron Mobile Processor using Intel 910GML chipset with 512 MB DDR2 RAM and 512 KB L2 Cache. The main difference between this laptop and others is this has low hard disk size (has 4Gb SSD) and lack of optical dive (no CD/DVD drive). The size of the screen is comparatively too small - 7 inches LCD, coming with a default resolution of 800x480 (which is less compared to the standard 1280x1024). It uses four 5200mAh lithium-Ion batteries (the charger looks very muc

Did any of you had chance to stand quietly looking down(?) the people, on the floor levels 01, 02 or 03 of Forum Mall, Bangalore at any point of time in your past life history? If so, this post may be a value addition to your further proceedings; if not, this is just a statutory warning. The Forum Mall is one of the largest shopping malls (6,50,000 sq.ft.) in the country, constructed by the prestigious Prestige Group. Spreading over 5 centrally air-conditioned floors, the mall has round the clock security, efficient freight handling, 100% generator backup, managed indoor air quality and multi-level parking which can accommodate over 800 car parks simultaneously. All the popular brands of clothing, electronics, entertainment, food and beverages viz Transit, KFC, Pizza Hut, Mac Donald's, Landmark, Westside, Soch, Isis, Mustard, Weekender, Provogue, Skullers, Benetton, Tommy Hilfiger, Archie's, Cafe Coffee Day, Apple, Witco and "last but not the least" - PVR Cinemas are

Yesterday, formally announcing his foray into politics in a crowded press conference at the newly inaugurated party office at the Jubilee Hills, Hyderabad, the Telugu film superstar Chiranjeevi said " Abdul Kalam told me that people like you should come into politics. People are looking at you not just as an actor but beyond an actor. It will be wrong on part of good people if they don't come into politics. After this I felt that it would be a historic blunder if I don't enter into politics ". " I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad. " -William Shakespeare (As You Like It)

An American swims via 14 Olympic Golds, 32 World Records and 48 Career Medals ; Michael Fred Phelps - His gaming helps Heart tearing tears in Istiophorus Sailfishes.

By the end of 2007, Fastrack , India’s leading youth fashion brand of Titan group, launched a new series of watches - NO HANDS . The watches, officially termed as NEON DISC , is analog model having the usual Neon Electro-Luminescence (EL) but without hands. Instead, two concentric aluminum discs, representing the hour and the minute, show the time with the help of markers cut out on the discs. The watch attracted me a lot at that time both because of its concept and look. There was an advertisement for this series of watches flashed in television channels which is also very much tempting but for a different reason (One should be careful on watching this as the centre of attraction in the adv. is, of course, NOT the HANDS and after all, it is aimed at promoting NO HANDS). Thanks to my beloved wife who gifted me, with a Fastrack Neon Disc Watch Model - 1443SM01 , last mid-night, on the occasion of my birthday. It seems that she don't care about advertisements!

Mnemonics is an art of memory. It is an easy-to-remember structure which can be mapped to the original data that is usually harder or bulky to memorise. This methodology is prevailing throughout the world, particularly among students (As they need to memorise a lot, temporarily). Every Engineer is familiar with " B . B. ROY of Great Britain had a Very Good Wife " - the first-letter mnemonic for color code to indicate the numeric value of tolerance bands (Black, Brown, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Violet, Grey, and White) in electronic components. Wikipedia shares a peculiar mnemonic to remember the 7 layers (Application, Presentation, Session, Transport, Network, Data Link, Physical) of the OSI Model in Computer Networks - " A Pussy So Tight No Dick Penetrates " (Unfortunately, we didn't used this in our college). There lies at least one mnemonic in everybody's life. It seems that the biggest asset of human race is forgetfulness. If this is the case, t

A long wait of the world's second biggest human resource community for more than a century - ever since 1900 AD - is over. At last, it happened - the dream of winning an Olympic gold medal in by an individual Indian . Today (11-August-2008), India won gold in the men's 10-metre air rifle event of 2008 Beijing Olympics. Congratulations Abhinav Bindra !

உலராத மலத்தை மிதித்து இருக்கிறீர்களா? P.வாசுவின் குசேலன் திரைப்படம் பாருங்கள்.

Couple of weeks after my post on THE FATTY OFF from Jealous 21 store, now, its time to hype the significance of taller species of female community. " SCULLERS ", a famous brand of Indus League opened the doors with another offer anomaly - " THE TALLER THE GIRL YOU ARE WITH, THE GREATER THE DISCOUNT YOU GET " (The shop is located at the first floor of Forum Mall, Bangalore). Every female shopper can get her height measured in Imperial units, based on which she will be given a discount percent on the purchase made (This offer is applicable to all the purchases made by those who accompany her). For instance, if the girl is of 5 feet 4 inches height, she will get a discount of 54% on the purchased (Unfortunately, my wife is out of station and I went there with a couple of raw males). As, the flowers of mercy is poured over the females alone, a considerable amount of boys were found waiting infinitely before the shop and looking for some (temporary) taller female compan

- Where there is a will, there is a woman adulterated. - Dog licks; Woman smiles. Snake bites; Woman cries. - Scandal is the common political agenda for all parties. - Communism corrupts the body; Capitalism corrupts the mind. - Living a life is NOT so much complex as loving the same. - Forgiving is easier as it is in no way related to forgetting.

- Joy & Sorrow are the local extremum of life function. - Love is directly proportional to the degree of tolerance. - Shared access of Money, Books* or Girls causes network crash. - Survival is indirectly proportional to the degree of goodness. - A virgin girl obeys Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. - Guilty is a state which everybody reaches just before death. * - Thanks to Ajit Jose for providing the initial spark of this philosophy.

SCENE 1 : Date : 04-April-2008 Location : Chennai Genre : Hogenakkal Issue - Protest against Kannadigas Character : Super Star Rajinikanth Language : Tamil SCENE 2 : Date : 31-July-2008 Location : Hyderabad Genre : Kuselan Release - Apology to Kannadigas Character : Super Star Rajinikanth Language : Kannada யாகாவா ராயினும் நாகாக்க காவாக்கால் சோகாப்பர் சொல்லிழுக்குப் பட்டு .