THE HEIGHT OF OFFER

Couple of weeks after my post on THE FATTY OFF from Jealous 21 store, now, its time to hype the significance of taller species of female community. "SCULLERS", a famous brand of Indus League opened the doors with another offer anomaly - "THE TALLER THE GIRL YOU ARE WITH, THE GREATER THE DISCOUNT YOU GET" (The shop is located at the first floor of Forum Mall, Bangalore).

Every female shopper can get her height measured in Imperial units, based on which she will be given a discount percent on the purchase made (This offer is applicable to all the purchases made by those who accompany her). For instance, if the girl is of 5 feet 4 inches height, she will get a discount of 54% on the purchased (Unfortunately, my wife is out of station and I went there with a couple of raw males).

As, the flowers of mercy is poured over the females alone, a considerable amount of boys were found waiting infinitely before the shop and looking for some (temporary) taller female companion to avail the discount. He who is able to make use of Sandy Allen (Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) for this offer is the luckiest. She is the tallest living female in the world as per Guinness World Records - 7 feet 7 inches tall.

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