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TAMIL FILM AWARDS - 2002

CSK ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS & SCIENCES (TAMIL) AWARDS FOR THE CALENDER YEAR 2002 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Film - Kannathil Muthamittaal ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Direction - Maniratnam [ Kannathil Muthamittaal ] Best Screenplay - A.R.Murugadoss [ Ramanaa ] Best Dialogue - Sujatha [ Kannathil Muthamittaal ] Best Story - Thankar Bachan [ Azhagi ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Music [BG Score] - Ilayaraaja [ Ramanaa ] Best Cinematography - Ravi.K.Chandran [ Kannathil Muthamittaal ] Best Editing - Suresh Urs [ Ramanaa ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Art Direction - Sabu Cyril [ Kannathil Muthamittaal ] Best Audiography - A.S.Lakshminarayanan [ Kannathil Muthamittaal ] Best Costume Design - [ Kannathil Muthamittaal ]

THE ANDAMAN DREAMS

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I am not going to bore you by giving the encyclopedical information like " Andaman & Nicobar is a string of 400 odd islands located between 92 to 94 degrees East and 6 to 14 degrees North in Bay of Bengal, the climate is tropical, always warm with sea-breezes having a maximum temperature of 30 degrees Centigrade, rainfall is irregular, but usually dry during the north-east, and very wet during the south-west, mo nsoons ". Andaman islands fantasizes my dreams right from my childhood and hence there is no wonder that we chose it as our honey-moon destination. Surprisingly, my girl-friend turned wife agreed with my decision for the first time. We initially planned the onward journey by sea and return journey by air. But (un)fortunately, the belated announcement of ship schedules and relatively low fares of Air-Deccan made us to travel both ways by air. Even, the preparatory works we did at Chennai for the tour was back-braking. We bought a bino cular [from Allik

METRO GIRLS SYNDROME

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Asserstion: I am NOT a male chauvinist. Statement: Metro Girls Syndrome refers to the association of several recognizable features , signs (discovered by males), symptoms (reported by females), phenomena that often occur together, found popularly in female youth of almost all Indian Metropolitans. The featur es include vivid anatomical exposure [36-24-36], mirror cracking make-up, perfumated body odour, coloured untied unoiled hairs, strategically placed tattoos, SMS inhalation/ exhalation and reasonless laughs for every half a second. The signs are sleeveless tops [fully, partially or nully shaved], low necks [with/ without of brassiere], low hips [with rings pierced in the navel], shorts/ micro-mini skirts/ tight jean pants [exhibiting brand, size, colour, model and design of the inners]. The symptoms include turning necks of crossing males and eve-teasing complaints. The phenomena are immediate sex appeal and instant women empowerment.

TOP 10 TAMIL MOVIES - 2007

1. Paruthi Veeran 2. Chennai 600028 3. Guru 4. Katradhu Tamizh 5. Oaram Po 6. Sivaji 7. Billa 8. Polladhavan 9. Mozhi 10. Unnaalae Unnaalae

SARKAR'S PHILOSOPHY - III

- Marriage is a shit which everybody loves to eat. - Girl-friends are beautiful till they become wives. - Envy is synonymous to girl-friends. - Boys are intelligent till they get married.

VENUS vs MARS

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Contents of a Lady's Hand-bag: 1. Mirror 2. Hair Comb 3. Hair Pin/ Hair clip 4. Bindhi/ Kumkum 5. Rose powder 6. Perfume/ Deodrant 7. Lipstick/ Lipguard 8. Nail polish 9. Face cream 10. Moisturizer/ Sunscream lotion 11. Mouth freshner/ Mint 12. Tablets/ Band-aid 13. Eye/ Ear drops 14. Face tissue 15. Safety pin 16. Rubber band 17. Chocolates/ Chewing gum 18. MP3 player 19. English best seller 20. Sanitory pad Contents of a Gent's Wallet: Money

THE EROTIC POETRY

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All real artists and literary geniuses are fond of the contemporary celebrities of opposite sex. Its Madhuri Dixit for M.H.Hussain, Padmalakshmi for Salman Rushdie and Deepika Padukone for me . Interestingly, I watched none of her movies. So, really (really), I don't know about her acting/expressions. In my eyes, Deepika is NOT an actress but an elegant model. Those bridged us are, her e-wallpapers, TV advertisement features [Pepsi, Levis Strauss signature Jeans and Fiama Di Wills Soap], Kingfisher and Tissot brand ambassador flickers and few of her F TV clippings. None can deny that she is the only Indian model benchmarked with international standards (?!). But, its only a couple of pieces which makes a turning point in her modeling career via Kingfisher swimsuit calendar 2006. Debuted in a kannada movie, the 22 year old Bangalore girl is now, the most wanted hot cake in Bollywood. The craze on her can be understood from that Critics are comparing her with Aishwarya Rai, jus

THE LOO

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Few think Few talk Few sleep Few smoke Few drink Few eat Few spit Few vomit Few fart Few kiss Few itch Few chew gum Few read newspaper Few solve sudoku Few do make-up Few change costume Few adjust innerwear Few replace napkin Few dispose condom Few lose chastity Few masturbate Few meditate Few pray Shit!

TOP 10 TAMIL MOVIES - 2006

1. Vettaiyaadu Vilayaadu 2. Imsai Arasan 23m Pulikesi 3. Pudhupaettai 4. Veyyil 5. Ee 6. Thiruttuppayalae 7. Thiruvilayaadal Aarambam 8. Azhagaai Irukkiraai Bayamaai Irukkiradhu 9. Vattaram 10. Poi

THE FLABBERGASTER LEAVES

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Naadi-Jothidam is an ancient tamil astrology in which by taking the thumb impression, the palm leaf corresponding to that person [" Olai Chuvadi " believed to be written by saint ' Agasthiyar ' several thousand years back] has been identified to read the future. Being a rationalist , my fantasy towards this is restricted to its input-output phenomenon which I personally experienced [and not concerned with the prediction of future]. Input : 1.Thumb impression [right for males and left for females] 2.Initials Output : 1.Name of the person 2.Date of Birth of the person 3.Horoscope of the person 4.Father's Name of the person 5.Mother's Name of the person 6.Education of the person 7.Occupation of the person 8.Marital status of the person [and love (if any)] 9.Occupation of the parents 10.Brothers and Sisters [both alive and dead] Inference : 1.Amazed 2.Astonished 3.Astounded

LOVE IS NOTHING BUT...

LOVE is nothing but a genetically deep-rooted, self-hypnotised belief that initiates with the instinct for legal sex and security , propagates by the warmth of mutual caring and sharing and sustains with its uniqueness of infinite understanding and tolerance .

SARKAR'S PHILOSOPHY - II

- It’s easier to make a love rather than defining it. - Repairing is more important than Preparing in Literature and Love. - Head-aches are better than girl friends. The former is not very frequent. - Living with ego and a girl is like eating a dosa/ roti with a spoon. - Love and Mathematics are difficult to understand. But Mathematics has solutions. - Male needs POC for his sexual ability where the customer expectation is cruelly standardised.

TOP 10 TAMIL MOVIES - 2005

1. Thavamaai Thavamirundhu 2. Anniyan 3. Kanda Naal Mudhal 4. Gajini 5. Ponniyin Selvan 6. Athu Oru Kanaa Kaalam 7. Majaa 8. Sivakaasi 9. ABCD 10. Thotti Jeya