- Joy & Sorrow are the local extremum of life function.

- Love is directly proportional to the degree of tolerance.

- Shared access of Money, Books* or Girls causes network crash.

- Survival is indirectly proportional to the degree of goodness.

- A virgin girl obeys Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.

- Guilty is a state which everybody reaches just before death.

* - Thanks to Ajit Jose for providing the initial spark of this philosophy.

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