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SUJATHA, I MISS YOU...

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To,
Writer Sujatha [Rangarajan],
#10, Justice Sundram Road,
First Floor, Mylapore,
Chennai - 600 004

Dear Sujatha Sir,

How are you? This letter is written with a firm belief that you are reading it from somewhere.

Writing this, I encountered the second memorable sleepless night of my life, yesterday [first one being the night before your arrival to my college].

Our physical relationship is least to list for the fact that We met only once and I saw you rarely three times. But my mental relationship with you started at my age of 14 and in the past 9 years, rarely, my days ended without uttering your name [My close associates whole heartedly knew that this not an exaggeration].

"Kaandhaloor Vasanthakumaran Kadhai" is your first work which I read (in Kumudam). I thought that Sujatha is a woman at that time. And then my passion for your writing gone high to the extent that I have bought and read almost 98% of your books, my bed-room has your photo as wall-hanging …

BREASTS UNVEILED

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The title of this blog may be attractive/ offensive enough for you to decide whether to continue reading or quit. But it is not about what you are expecting because of a simple reason that this page is not adult rated. This is about some thing serious that Indian upper middle class mothers facing every day.
Wikipedia says "Breastfeeding is the feeding of an infant or young child with milk from a woman's breasts. Babies have a sucking reflex that enables them to suck and swallow milk. With few exceptions, human breast milk is the best source of nourishment for human infants." The "few exceptions" which the Wikipedia mentions are the child with classic Galactosemia and the mother with pulmonary tuberculosis or HIV. Now its time to add "environment" to the list.

Few days back, I was traveling from Erode to Bangalore in a second class seater of a day train. A couple with their infant (seems to be 6 months old) were accompanying me, sitting to my opposite. I…

TOP 10 TAMIL MOVIES - 2004

1. Virumaandi
2. Autograph
3. Kaadhal
4. Aaydha Ezhuthu
5. 7/G, Rainbow Colony
6. Gilli
7. Manmathan
8. Azhagiya Theeyae
9. Chellamae
10. Attahaasam

LACK OF TOLERANCE VS FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

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Humbly speaking, I am the owner of Writer Sujatha Orkut Community with a strength of nearly 2000 members. Recently, the members come up with a complaint that the community forum is being misused to abuse a particular "community".

Aarthi Dhanraj, a member wrote "...immatured people who cant even understand sujatha sir's wits n simple jokes are missusing this community 4 scolding a particular caste in a v.aggressive n indecent way that it hurt the feeling of many like me.." Few criticized to the level that the owner is "silently enjoying the racist thoughts" expressed in such topics.

In reply, I have expressed following:

"Being NOT only as the moderator of this community but as a great SUJATHA FANATIC, I can tell only this: As a democracy, if you have right to dignify/ promote Sujatha, then others have every right to criticize/ oppose the same.

I am agreeing that filthy comments should be avoided, but again it is depending on the person's conscienc…

SARKAR’S PHILOSOPHY - I

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- Philosophy is a phenomenon that originates from intelligence and terminates in ignorance. - Delay is a user friendly version to deny. - If you are unable to convince, confuse. - Mistakes made one popular. The interesting thing is it is easier to make mistakes.
- Majority wins if and only if the minority protests.

SARKAR’S DEFINITIONS

- Definition is defined as to make things complex and difficult to understand. - Lie is an adulterated truth where the formula of the mixture is the secret. - Marriage is a licence to avoid mistakes for girls and it is to do for boys. - To define everything is to define GOD. Here comes the say “Everything is GOD”

SARKAR’S LAWS OF FRIENDS & ENEMIES

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SarKar's First law of Friends & Enemies:
It is mandatory not to admire a friend, even he deserves it.
SarKar's Second law of Friends & Enemies:
It is mandatory to admire an enemy, even he deserves it not.
SarKar's Third law of Friends & Enemies:
It is difficult to discriminate an enemy from a friend and vice-versa.

TOP 10 TAMIL MOVIES - 2003

1. Boys
2. Anbae Sivam
3. Kaadhal Kondaen
4. Kaakka Kaakka
5. Dhool
6. Saami
7. Jay Jay
8. Paarthiban Kanavu
9. Julie Ganapathy
10. Pithaamagan

SARKAR’S LAWS OF LOVE & AFFAIR

SarKar's First law of Love & Affair:
It is very easy to love a girl who has a history of affair.
SarKar's Second law of Love & Affair:
It is very difficult to love a boy who has a history of affair.
SarKar's Third law of Love & Affair:
It is very impossible to love, if both have a history of affair.SarKar's Third law of Love & Affair - Corollary:
It is fairly possible to love, if both have a history of affair and ignorant about the same.


TOP 10 USELESS THINGS IN A MALE HOMO SAPIEN

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10.Nails
9.Pubic Hair
8.Hair in Arm-pit
7.Hair in Chest
6.Hair in Arms & Legs
5.Beard
4.Mustache
3.Hair in Head
2.Eye brows
1.Nipples

TOP 10 TAMIL MOVIES - 2002

1. Kannathil Muthamittaal
2. Ramanaa
3. Gemini
4. Azhagi
5. Run
6. Panchathanthiram
7. Ivan
8. 5 Star
9. Thulluvadho Ilamai
10. Solla Marandha Kadhai

SARKAR’S LAWS OF IT ACQUISITION

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SarKar's First law of IT Acquisition:
If the enemy is too powerful to destroy,
ACQUIRE him.
SarKar's Second law of IT Acquisition:
If the enemy is too powerful to destroy,
ACQUIRE his competitor.
SarKar's Third law of IT Acquisition:
If the enemy is too powerful to destroy,
get ACQUIRED by him.

TOP 10 MOST (AB)USED WORDS IN ENGLISH

1.Sorry
2.Thanks
3.Love
4.God
5.Cool
6.Yeah
7.Know
8.Nice
9.Shit
10.Fuck

GIRLS' PARADOX

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My friend is an easy going guy resulted from the fact that he is an eligible bachelor. Interestingly, he is not behind the girls (Always a step ahead of them to get noticed).
He used to go for a walk/ jog ALONE every morning in the beach.
On a day of fortune, (“for whom?” is a $ billion query), a girl crossing her teens (possibly a spinster) came in opposite and smiled at him.
He reciprocated.
She smiled.
The second day, she came parallel to him.
“Shall I jog with u?”
He agreed.
She smiled.
The third day,
“What about you?”
He replied.
She smiled.The fourth day,
“What about your parents?”
He answered.
She smiled.
The fifth day,
“What about your family?”
He explained.
She smiled.The sixth day,
“What about your marriage?”
Now, he decided to impress her.
“It will be Love & Arranged Marriage.”
“Oh! Nice.”
“Yaah..! Love a girl and marry another girl”
She didn’t smile.The seventh day,
She didn’t come for walk.
He smiled.When my friend told this to me, I guessed that she might be “a girl” in the past and feared to …

ஒருத்தி நினைக்கையிலே...

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குங்குமம் வார இதழ் நடத்திய வாசகர் கவிதைத் திருவிழாவில்
கவிப்பேரரசு வைரமுத்து அவர்களால் முத்திரைக் கவிதையாகத்
தேர்ந்தெடுக்கப்பட்ட படைப்பு. [இதழ்: 06-செப்டெம்பர்-2007 பக்கம்: 124]

TOP 10 TAMIL MOVIES - EVER

1. Nayagan
2. Kuruthipunal
3. Hey Ram
4. Indian
5. Thalapathy
6. Roja
7. Dhevar Magan
8. Virumaandi
9. Kannathil Muthamittal
10.Housefull