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R.U.INTELLIGENT

You may be knowing the following story via e-mail/ sms forwards: Once a Software Engineer and his Project Manager were traveling in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grandma. After sometime, train started moving in to a dark tunnel. Suddenly, every body heard a kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping. Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel. Grandma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy." PM thought that,"I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake" That girl thought that,"I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him". I am stopping the story here, believing your intelligence.

TAMIL FILM AWARDS - 2006

CSK ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS & SCIENCES (TAMIL) AWARDS FOR THE CALENDER YEAR 2006 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Film - Vettaiyaadu Vilayaadu ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Direction - Gautham [ Vettaiyaadu Vilayaadu ] Best Screenplay - Simbhudevan [ Imsai Arasan 23m Pulikesi ] Best Dialogue - Gautham [ Vettaiyaadu Vilayaadu ] Best Story - Vasanthabalan [ Veyyil ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Music [BG Score] - Yuvan Shankar Raja [ Pudhupaettai ] Best Cinematography - Ravivarman [ Vettaiyaadu Vilayaadu ] Best Editing - Antony [ Vettaiyaadu Vilayaadu ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Art Direction - Krishnamoorthy [ Imsai Arasan 23m Pulikesi ] Best Costume Design - [ Vettaiyaadu Vilayaadu ] Best MakeUp - [ Imsai Arasan 23m P

MORE OF INTELLECTUALS

Intellectuals are the group of minority species among Homo sapiens who 1.Eat more 2.Sleep more 3.Talk more 4.Smile more 5.Cry more 6.Anger more 7.Fear more 8.Kiss more 9.Love more 10.More Sex

THE TEETOTALITARIAN STATE

" If voted to power in the next assembly polls in Tamil Nadu, the first file that the PMK would sign would be for imposing total prohibition of liquor in the state " said Pattali Makkal Katchi (PMK) founder Dr.S.Ramadoss. If it's true and practically possible, I will prefer to vote for PMK in 2011 Tamil Nadu assembly election.

SECOND-HAND SMOKE

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My close friend cum room-mate is a chain smoker [he needs one mandatory to finish off his morning shit]. Sometimes, he smokes before me and I need to spend atleast 15 minutes everyday in an average with that smoke tornado. Millions of people like me are there in the world under the similar kind of influence. Exposure to Environmental Tobacco Smoke (ETS) is the major risk that people who don't smoke facing today. Passive smoking results in increased risk of cancer [lung and breast] and heart attack. It also causes worsening of breathing, irritation eyes, nose and throat and pregnancy problems. A survey says that nearly 700 million [almost half of the world's children] breathe tobacco polluted air. It means that smokers are killing their own spouse, children, friends and neighbors slowly but surely. This is one of the main reasons for smoking bans implemented by government in public places. Its now the smokers' duty to implement certain environmental constraints. It is obvio

TAMIL FILM AWARDS - 2005

CSK ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS & SCIENCES (TAMIL) AWARDS FOR THE CALENDER YEAR 2005 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Film - Thavamaai Thavamirundhu ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Direction - Cheran [ Thavamaai Thavamirundhu ] Best Screenplay - Shankar [ Anniyan ] Best Dialogue - Sujatha [ Anniyan ] Best Story - Radhamohan [ Ponniyin Selvan ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Music [BG Score] - Yuvan Shankar Raja [ Ram ] Best Cinematography - M.S.Prabhu [ Thavamaai Thavamirundhu ] Best Editing - V.T.Vijayan [ Anniyan ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Art Direction - Sabu Cyril [ Anniyan ] Best Costume Design - [ Anniyan ] Best MakeUp - [ Anniyan ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bes

THE FIRE OF SEX

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This is mandatory for all those who thinks negative about teen sex education as the trailing story may even happen to your daughter/ sister in the near future if you don't change your mindset. The district police of Virudhunagar on last Saturday arrested a 38-year-old HIV positive man from Kottangulam village near Srivilliputhur, based on a complaint that he had raped two teen-age girls and passed on the deadly virus to them. The wife of the rapist died a year ago after setting herself on fire, after she came to know that her husband was HIV positive which is known to all the villagers. The accused have raped the girls over a period of time until a year ago and he is apparently claiming that the girls were willing partners in the sexual act. Anyway it still amounts to rape as the victims are minors. But the grey area here is that, if this happened with the willingness of the girls, then it's only due to the lack of sex education which leave them ignorant to have sexual intercou

THE CEREBRAL TEASER

Those who crack this, can send me the solution by clicking the " Kontactr me " button in the adjacent right. The first 10 correct answers will fetch a portable document file of Kalki 's most famous Tamil historic novel " Ponniyin Selvan ".

TAMIL FILM AWARDS - 2004

CSK ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS & SCIENCES (TAMIL) AWARDS FOR THE CALENDER YEAR 2004 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Film - Virumaandi ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Direction - Kamalhaasan [ Virumaandi ] Best Screenplay - Kamalhaasan [ Virumaandi ] Best Dialogue - Kamalhaasan [ Virumaandi ] Best Story - Cheran [ Autograph ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Music [BG Score] - Ilayaraaja [ Virumaandi ] Best Cinematography - S.D.Vijay Milton [ Kaadhal ] Best Editing - Sreekar Prasad [ Aaydha Ezhuthu ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Art Direction - Prabhakar [ Virumaandi ] Best Costume Design - [ Autograph ] Best Make-Up - [ Virumaandi ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Audiograp

THE ROYAL PROSCENIUM

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Kaviperarasu Vairamuthu , the unavoidable celebrity of contemporary Tamil literature is one of my all-time favourite poets. My introduction to Variamuthu's poems happened at my age of 17 through my school library. Me and my friend Nagarajan [am fan; he is fanatic] used to talk about Vairamuthu's verses often those days. It is hard for today's young generation to believe that his work Vaigarai Megangal was taken into curriculum Women's Christian College, while he was still a student in Pachaiyappa's college. Many hostel rooms were found with his poems posted in walls and windows. He started his career as a star and the surprising thing is since then he has never looked back in these 25 years. Many of his poems fantasized me that I bought his poem collection book when I was in school, saving my pocket money [Rs.300 is really a big amount for a middle class school boy before 7 years]. Also, most often, I gave Vairamuthu's books as gifts to my friends for the occa

AMBIGUOUS ACRONYM - I

I, CSK , hereby declare to the millions of cricket lovers/ haters that there is no relevance to writer CSK and Indian Premier League CSK . The former is the acronym of my name and the later is of Chennai Super Kings , the team name of chennai in IPL. Though, I am basically from Tamil Nadu and Chennai, being my intellectual capital, this time, I am supporting liquor magnate Vijay Mallya's BRC [ Bangalore Royal Challengers ] because of two reasons. One is, my ever favourite cricketer Rahul Dravid who is the Icon Player and skipper of the team [Bid amount - $1,035,000] and the other is Deepika Padukone , one of its brand ambassadors. But already, BRC started this 2008 season with a wrecked defeat in their very first match with SRK's Kolkata Knight Riders. This proves the liquidity of cricket as BRC loses the batsmen dominated T20, inspite of having a very strong batting line-up. Let me hope for the best in future.

TAMIL FILM AWARDS - 2003

CSK ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS & SCIENCES (TAMIL) AWARDS FOR THE CALENDER YEAR 2003 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Film - Boys ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Direction - Shankar [ Boys ] Best Screenplay - Shankar [ Boys ] Best Dialogue - Sujatha [ Boys ] Best Story - Selvaraaghavan [ Kaadhal Kondaen ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Music [BG Score] - Ilayaraaja [ Pithaamagan ] Best Cinematography - Ravi.K.Chandran [ Boys ] Best Editing - V.T.Vijayan [ Boys ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Art Direction - Sabu Cyril [ Boys ] Best Costume Design - [ Boys ] Best Make-Up [ Pithamagan ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Audiography - H.Sridhar [

THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE

The Rule: Fools do mistakes; intelligents learn from it. The Exception: Males do mistakes; females learn from it.

EYEBLINK CONDITIONING

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www.didyouknow.cd, a portal of [useless] facts repository says "The muscle that lets your eye blink is the fastest muscle in your body. It allows you to blink 5 times a second. On average, you blink 15 000 times a day. Women blink twice as much as men ." My concern here is the last one. Is it a statistics or a satire? A note to all those women who blink: It's her elbow.

GIRLS are GIRLS

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My wife says " Boys are boys, always " on looking into this. But my stand is " Girls are girls, always ". They pretend.