BEST OF FORWARDS - 8

One early morning, a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mom? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons why I *should* go to school?"
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MOM :
--:: One ::--
You are 52 years old and should understand your responsibilities.
--:: Two ::--
You are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

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