- Man proposes; Woman disposes.

- It is NOT accidental that father of every beautiful girl is bald.

- Company of woman is like a hairy ball - you can't comb it flat.

- "Kiss" and "Kill" are same but a couple of "consonants".

- On seeing an "intellectual-girl", mistrust either of the words compounded.

- A good girl never knows that she is and a bad girl never wants to be.

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